absdax

ok.... so it wouldnt leave me alone...

drable

Title:Magic of Torchwood Part 2
Author: Absdax
Pairing: none..ish
Rating: PG-13 (for a little bit of language)
Summary - Ianto and Draco are in the Pub...
more crack!

Part 1 here - Magic of Torchwood

“I still can’t believe that you told your boss that Legolas was my father!”

“I thought it was an amusing joke to play on him!”

“But a wood elf? Do I even look remotely elvish?”

“Well…” Ianto smirked and took a sip from his pint.

Draco scowled at him, and then started laughing. “Your boss is so gullible! It’s a pity you had to change all their memories of yesterday,”

“Yeah, that would have been brilliant to keep teasing Jack about!”

“Is he still reading the book though?”

“Yeah,”

“You could try again?”

“I could but I can’t seam to be able to get him to believe it without him finding out how exactly I know. But the whole point was that it was April fools day yesterday, hence the prank.”

“Next year then? Oh I would have loved to see the look on their face when you told them it was all true!”

“Yeah, I got them all believing apart from Owen. We have a long way to go yet until the muggle world is ready for us, but as Jack says, the 21 century is when everything changes, and you gotta be ready!”

Draco laughed again, “Merlin, you sound like Jack when you say that!”

Ianto grinned, “Well I do have a lot of time to study him!”

Draco smirked, “Study him eh?” he wiggled his eyebrows,

“Oh leave it.” Ianto grinned back at him.

“He still trying to get in ya pants then?”

“Draco!” Ianto’s face turned red, and he looked around the pub to see if anyone had overheard that comment.

“So is he?” Draco leered at him.

Ianto scowled. “Your just as bad as him Draco!”

“Thank you!”

“That wasn’t supposed to be a complement!”

Draco shrugged, “That’s why you love me.” Smirking he sipped his beer.

Ianto rolled his eyes exasperated and finished off his pint and stood up.