Dear Santa

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Monday I bought porn for lady_carrie (-10 points). In August I pulled eripmav's hair (-5 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In February I helped lovely_slyth see the light (8 points). In May I put money in sugamama78's expired parking meter (14 points). Overall, I've been nice (707 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train! Sincerely, absdax

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he he i get the Toy Hogwarts Express!!!!! woo hoooo!!!!